People Who Know Me Know

I have two addictions:

My drug of choice is Diet Coke,

get high on caffeine with the number I drink.
The other is more general.. no brand names,
just sweets.  Give me a chocolate bar,
a Diet Coke and it’s hard to wipe the smile
off my face or stop my hands from shaking,
until I crash from the sugar and caffeine.

Then I’d like to crawl into a ball,

take a nice long nap.  Naps, I think that might
be my addiction as well.  I’m a sleeper all right.